| Date | Joke | Rating (Out of 5 stars) |
|---|---|---|
| Monday | Q: Why'd did the cell phone get glasses? A: Because she lost all her contacts. | 3 |
| Tuesday | Q: How did the mobile phone propose to his girlfriend? A: He gave her a ring. | 4 |
| Wednesday | Q: Why can't Monday lift Saturday? A: It's a weak day. | 1 |
| Thursday | Q: Why was the teenager no longer allowed online without a license? A: He crashed the computer. | 5 |
| Friday | Q: Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut? A: He just needed a little space. | 5 |
| Saturday | Q: What's an astronaut's favorite part on a computer? A: The space bar. | 5 |
| Sunday | Q: Did you hear about the two people who stole a calendar? A: They each got six months. | 4 |
Logan Miranowski
Hays, Kansas 67601
316-719-0196